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Thursday, March 03, 2005

In Direct Relation

Nothing funny entered this author's email or came before his desk before the day's end...and so we are pleased to bring you a skewed look into Dave's way of thinking. Enjoy!

I am Peeing which is in direct relation to how much I had to drink.

I had far too much to drink today which is in direct relation to how much I ate.

I ate three "meals" today, all of which were eaten after it was dark out, which is in direct relation to my Thursday schedule.

My Thursday schedule includes putting on my pants and watching TV, which is in direct relation to the fact that I had nothing to do today.

I had nothing to do today, besides putting on my pants and watching TV, which is in direct relation to my filed efforts at finding an internship two days a week.

I failed in finding an internship which is in direct relation to the fact that every opportunity was unpaid.

Every opportunity which I interviewed for was unpaid, even though I really need hard currency, which is in direct relation to Hashem finding new ways to test me.

Hashem likes to test me (or poke fun in my general direction) which is in direct relation to my

"Getting Daved"


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