The three hours it took Dave to get from Monsey to Manhattan tonight has left our fair author in a tired/lazy mood and therefore "You Got Daved" brings you a new segment which hopefully, if found to be immensely popular, will make a return engagement every so often:
"Random Stuff"
or
"Things Funny Enough to Make You Pee a Little"
1. Dave's Roomate found this incredible video online tonight. This guy got Daved, and bad.
2. COMPANY CREATES "EXTREME" JOBS
In a bid to boost employee morale and cultivate a hipper image, stodgy investment banking firm Hamilton Hardway last week added the word "extreme" to every job title. "I kind of like it," commented Extreme Vice President in Charge of Finance Jake Robertson. "It makes me feel cool." This sentiment was echoed by Extreme Portfolio Investment Counselor Angela Dupree. "I love it! I really identify with it. It really sums up what I do." Not everyone at the company was thrilled, however. Extreme Janitorial Emergencies Supervisor Raymond Blacklock commented, "In janitorial emergencies, extreme is never good."
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